Thursday, 30 November 2017

The Christmas Curmudger

The  Christmas Curmudger

It’s December tomorrow which means we’re all gearing up for Christmas. I am not a big fan of the season. My room-mate, inspired word- inventor, might refer to me as a curmudger. That’s something like a curmudgeon—“a bad-tempered or surly person”. He might be right.


Curmudger with Cane


But I’m not a total curmudger. There are some things I do like about Christmas.  Christmas Lights, for example. As the days shorten in December, I appreciate lights brightening the darkness. My roommate sees to our outdoor display. Orange and blue lights, up and down the verandah posts in straight lines—no draping, no twinkling, no subtlety. They are just  there, making their own garish statement. Some refer to our house as the Herdman’s. You remember the rough and tumble family from Barbara Robinson’s book, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever? That’s us.

The Herdmans

           WTN Christmas Movies have become a tradition in our family over the years. I've been collecting them on the PVR since October in anticipation of my daughters’ Christmas visit. We are partial to movies with actors whose names we do not recognize--and the more formulaic, the better. The girls and I cuddle up on the couches under Herdman-like afghans and lose ourselves in the tinsel and the romance. Tom marches through periodically, sighing and swearing under his breath. (Who is the curmudger in this family???) Looking forward to...
          




       

Then there are the Christmas traditions that are consumable. I cannot argue against them! Top of the list-- Mr. Holt’s Fruitcake. A charming man with a flair for baking, Mr Holt delivers the goods in November with instructions attached: "Do Not Open Until Mid-December."  I can be a rule-breaker at times. The fruitcake did not see December this year.


Mr. Holt's Fruitcake


Year after year, I’m increasingly fond of Rum and Eggnog. A lovely complement to  fruitcake.
Rum and Eggnog

 Love Gingerbread Cookies. Look how cute they are.
Gingerbread Couple

Could not get through the season without Ganong’s Red Wrap.
Red Wrap

And what's better than a turkey dinner?
Turkey Dinner

Best of the season to you and yours, from The Christmas Curmudger.




...Until Next Time...

Tuesday, 31 October 2017

KISS: Keep it Simple, Sometimes!

KISS: Keep it Simple, Sometimes

Today’s technology is fascinating, dynamic and largely beyond my comprehension. Self-driving cars. Siri. Drones that deliver groceries to your door. It's amazing.

Drone Delivery

Then there is yesterday’s technology. Overwhelmed by the glitz of modern advances, do we fail to appreciate the "simple" technology of yore? Consider knitting needles, for example. “Sticks” as one of my favourite knitting students called them at her first lesson.

Sticks

With those plain steel double-pointed needles and a couple of balls of yarn, I can make beautiful mittens. Simple.

Mittens in Progress

I spend hours musing about the technology of sticks and knitting.

Knitting and Musing 

And then there is my Amazing Applesauce Maker, a wonderful piece of yesterday's technology I inherited from my mother. I love it. Look at those legs!
Applesauce Maker circa 1940s

I cook the apples whole, stalks and all.


Pot of Apples


Then I dump those apples in the Amazing Applesauce Maker and crush the softened mash with the wooden pestle. The process is most satisfying. 

Softened Mash

It is remarkable how little waste is left after this process. So efficient! So simple
Apple Waste

And I end up with applesauce that looks like this! Trust me, it's simply delicious.
Delicious Applesauce

And if you need instructions on how to knit or how to make applesauce, you just go to YouTube!  New technology helps keep old technology alive!


Technology moves forward at lightning speed and most of us are along for the ride, knitting needles in one hand and cellphone in the other! 





...Until Next Time...

Sunday, 24 September 2017

Don't Quote Me on That!

Don't Quote Me on That!

One of the highlights of my day is cracking the cryptoquote in my beloved Daily Gleaner. Do not say "What a boring life she must have!" before you try it. Have you ever watched The Bletchley Circle? I pretend I’m one of those highly-skilled, mathematical women. There must be some advantage to stretching my imagination that far!

Highly-Recommend

The cryptoquote is a word puzzle written in code where one letter represents another. In The Gleaner, there are no hints, so you look for apostrophes, single letter words etc. to get you started. In Saint John’s Telegraph Journal, you are given one letter to get you started. And there are TWO cryptoquotes in that paper everyday!

The Cryptoquote, Untouched

In our Gleaner, the cryptoquote is usually a thought-provoking quote from a famous person. So the benefits of completing the cryptoquote are at least twofold. First you get the satisfaction of breaking the code. And then you get the longer-lasting pleasure of thinking about that quote all day long. Exercise for the brain; fodder for reflection.

Cryptoquote, Solved

In recent months, my room-mate has taken to doing the cryptoquote. Because we only get ONE copy of the Gleaner each morning, and it was originally MY past-time, he does the crypto in his head before I get to it. Show-off.

Crypto-Show-Off


I have been doing the cryptoquote for many years. When I was a working woman, it was my after-supper-on-the-couch-with-a-cup-of-tea activity. If I was really fried that night, and could not get it, I could call my Aunt Margaret for assistance. She was just across the river, and I knew that she would have cracked the code earlier in the day. She did the cryptoquote well into her nineties.

Aunt Margaret: Crypto-Queen

If I’m at the camp and working on the The Telegraph Journal crypto, I can call Aunt Gladys as my lifeline. At the age of 94, she continues to conquer the crypto with the aid of a magnifying glass to facilitate her failing eyesight. I have pretty smart aunts.

Aunt Gladys (age 94) 
with Great Granddaughter Grace (age 6)

My good friend, Janet, is my Fredericton lifeline now. If my room-mate and I can’t get it, and I simply can’t wait until the next day when the answer is in the paper, I text Janet. She ALWAYS has the answer!

Janet the Crypto-Whiz

When I was a teacher, I used quotations in an effort to foster introspection, reflection, and contemplation in my students. I would have them search out quotes that were meaningful to them in some way—represent their beliefs, provoke thought or feeling, provide inspiration etc. Or I might write one on the board, or hang it on a piece of paper in my classroom—exposure in a non-invasive way. My theory was they would read it and could not help but think about it. Quotations pack a punch in very few words.

Heidegger



I do have my Personal Favourites quotes, many of which have become more meaningful to me as the years slide by. 

My father was fond of:            


  What do they use for brains!


My mother often said this in her later years:

Mother-Quote 


My grand-nephew, Jayden, coined this one at the age of four!

                  You’ve got to have balance!



Further Fodder for Reflection:















Helen Keller






Go for the cryptoquote adventure. As my Little Brother Noel would say, “It’s so satisfyin’.”




...Until Next Time...

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

Charlotte's Tea

Charlotte's Tea


Charlotte, Age Two

Charlotte’s Tea is held in honour of a lady who was keen on history, loved desserts, and made a fine cup of tea!
Proper Tea Service

Charlotte Amelia Henderson Miller Fullerton was born on August 16, 1916, in Holderville. She lived most of her life on the Kingston Peninsula and contributed generously to the local historical society.
John Fisher Museum, Kingston NB

Charlotte raised a large family on a busy farm. Should you arrive at meal time, an extra plate was quickly set and a chair pulled up to the table.  Meals were hearty and always included a delicious dessert.
Thurlow Henderson (Father) 
George Fullerton (Father-in-Law) 
Vara Smith (Friend and Neighbour)


Long before “eat seasonal” became trendy, she adhered to that practice with Rhubarb Pie in May, 
Rhubarb Pies

Strawberry Shortcake in June, 
Strawberry Shortcake made with Biscuits 
and REAL Whipped Cream

and Raspberry Whip in July. 
Raspberry Whip

Cottage Pudding took care of any stale white cake, although very little ever went stale in her house!  
Cottage Pudding

A neighbour recently confessed that, as a teenager, he kept coming back to the arduous hayfield mostly for the Gingerbread with Whipped Cream.  
Gingerbread with Whipped Cream

And everyone who entered Charlotte’s kitchen knew where to find the cookie tin full of Soft Molasses Cookies, kept at child level for easy access.
Soft Molasses Cookies

The welcoming abundance at Charlotte’s table reflected the love and warmth she extended to those of us fortunate enough to have known her.
Charlotte, Age 93

Charlotte preferred her tea black, perfectly steeped, in a china cup and saucer, if you please! 
Perfectly-Steeped

Charlotte’s Tea is held in August at 1810 Carter House in Kingston, NB. You missed it this year, but plan to attend in 2018. It is a sell-out event, so get your tickets early!!
Tea-Ladies!!

 
1810 Carter House, Kingston, NB



...Until Next Time...