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I lost my hat, Flower Garden.
Double-Knit Alpaca and Silk Hat named Flower Garden
My room-mate Tom and I were out for a Sunday walk in Odell
Park, one of Fredericton’s finest treasures.
Odell Park in Winter
Nugget, one of our finest treasures, was with us, of course.
Nugget in Winter
Unfortunately, none of us took our
snowshoes. (Just picture little Nugget
in snowshoes.)
Dog in Snowshoes
That was okay for the first
third and the last third of the journey, but that middle third, where you climb
over the Backbone of Fredericton, was hard going. We should have had snowshoes. Anyway, it took us an hour and a half
to complete our usual trek which takes an hour in the other three seasons
of the year.
Odell Park in Summer
The next morning as I was preparing to go out the door for
my morning swim at the Y, I could not find my hat. My brand-new hat, Flower Garden, double-knit with alpaca and
silk wool. Warm. Expensive. Made by my own hands. I was upset.
I checked with my room-mate and Nugget.
No leads. I decided to head back
to the park and search for my precious hat which I must have removed when I got warm trudging through the woods. We had left the park the previous day in late afternoon, and it was
only 10 am on a Monday morning, so I figured there would not be many people at
Odell, and even fewer Alpaca Hat Thieves.
This time I took my snowshoes, my walking poles, my dog, the leash, my
cellphone, an inferior hat….
Snowshoes, Walking Poles, Nugget, Leash, Cellphone, Inferior Hat
After parking my truck and unloading all my gear, I started
toward the trail to retrace my trek of the previous day. As I passed the sliding hill, I encountered
Jon, Fredericton’s favourite“Manny”, and his four little charges. I told him my tale of woe as he loaded the
four children into his two strollers which he somehow hauls in tandem using a
sturdy harness which fastens around his waist.
They had not seen my hat.
A Manny's Dream
Not Jon and Not His Stroller
Not Jon and Not His Stroller
I hit the woods carrying all my gear. No need for the snowshoes yet. I continued to mourn the loss of my hat as I
tramped up the path. What was the
dollar value of that hat? How many hours
did I spend knitting that little black number?
Did I have enough alpaca and silk left over to make another? Although I had made 52 hats in the last 3
weeks (no exaggeration), I rarely make anything for myself and I had grown
quite attached to the warmth and softness of my Alpaca Accessory.
Hats of all Colours and Sizes
($10.00 each!)
Fancy Hats for Babies who Like Pink and Grey
($10.00 each!)
As the park was quite empty of people, I broke the law and
allowed Nugget to travel off-leash.
Besides, I was overloaded with gear and having her on-leash would have
been an added impediment. And I had
forgotten the poop bags, so every time she defecated, I used my snowshoe as a
shovel to fling the “Poop-Nuggets” off the path. Another law broken. Please don’t report me.
Regulation Poop Bags
At about the 15 minute mark, just before the wooden bridge,
just before the steep ascent over the backbone of Fredericton, there, hanging
on a tree at the edge of the path was my blessed Alpaca Hat! I was ecstatic. I gave a little yelp of joy, I sent up a
prayer of gratitude, I smiled, I may have even laughed! I dug out my cellphone and took a
picture. I was so HAPPY!!
Hat Sighted Hanging on Tree by the path in Odell Park
As I walked to the edge of the path to retrieve my treasure, one of my legs sank through the soft snow right up to my crotch, if I may use
that word. No exaggeration. One leg out, one leg lost. It was an awkward moment, but I did not panic. Much.
Nugget lurked around me and, after a bit of a conversation, I grabbed
her collar, and together we got me out of the hole. She weighs 26 pounds. I'm not telling you how much I weigh, but it
is CONSIDERABLY more. But Nugget rescued
me. We rescued Nugget from the SPCA three years ago. Payback.
Poor Picture of the Hole I Sunk Into
When I got out of the hole, I moved back to the groomed and
solid path and used my walking pole to reach out and pick my hat off the
tree. I kissed it, turned around and
started back down the trail. I was full
of joy and continued my gratitude prayer all the way to the truck. We only had to stop once on the way to do the Snowshoe-Poop-Fling.
Poop-Flinger
At home, as I backed into my driveway, I looked at the clock and
realized I could still make it to the 11:30 class at the Y. Great.
I unloaded everything from the truck.
No Hat!!! Checked my
pockets. No Hat!!! My God. Checked the truck again. No Hat!! I could not believe it. Had I
dreamed all that Hat Rescue? God. Have you ever seen a 58-year-old woman nick-named
Granite cry over a lost hat??????????
Sir Tom and Lady Granite
I put Nugget in the house and jumped in the truck. Back to the park. Only moments before ecstatic with joy, here I
was near tears driving down the street.
In the parking lot, I met a woman leaving whom I had seen moments
earlier in my elated state. “I lost my
hat,” I wailed at her. She had not seen
it. I continued retracing my steps. I met a man just coming out of the
all-too-familiar woods path. “I lost my
hat,” I cried at him. “It’s right back
there,” he said, pointing over his shoulder.
Hallelujah!! Have you ever seen a
58-year-old woman named Granite RUN to retrieve a hat lying inert on a snowy
path? There it was, at the site of the
last Snowshoe Poop Fling. This time I
put it firmly on my head before taking one more step!!
Lonely Hat on Winter Path
Until Next Time......